There are currently eleven balloons in my living room.
I bet *your* living hasn’t got eleven balloons in it.
Has it?” —
- Nick Zammuto” —
My daughter just asked the question that every parent fears.
“Dad, what is the force?”” —
Spent literally an hour trying to remove what looked like a dotted CSS border on my site only to find it was an image.
One literal hour.” —
An hour ago the kids were at each others throats over a pencil sharpener.
Now they’re humming anime theme music in sync and doing homework.” —
Definitely renewing my subscription to the Kung Fu Grippe’s Guide to Music and Healing Tinctures.” —
Should my blog have comments?
Should my yachts have figureheads?
Should I brand my cattle.
Ball of confusion…” —
I’ve never wanted a twitter keyword filter more than I do right now.
Thanks Iowa.” —